Casper has Opinions on: the pilot of "THE LAST OF US"
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CASPER: I don't understand you.
PAM: Thousands of fans would disagree with you.
CASPER: You told me that when we started writing these reviews that it would be because we chose something that had to do with music or animals.
PAM: Are you brand shaming me?
CASPER: I don't even know what that is. Wouldn't that be if I was making fun of your brand? Or making you feel guilty about your brand?
PAM: I mean, you are a little.
CASPER: Why are we reviewing the pilot to The Last of Us.
PAM: Are we just going to completely ignore that dog in the beginning that was scared of its owners cause they were infected?
CASPER: That one dog.
PAM: Think about it. (Beat) Casper and I watched the pilot to "This is Us"
CASPER: THE LAST OF US.
PAM: Right. What's This is Us?
CASPER: That show with Mandy Moore that you're obsessed with.
PAM: We could review that!
PAM: I feel like you're mad at me.
CASPER: I just want to see where this is going.
PAM: I loved the pilot to this show. Apparently it's based on a video game.
CASPER: Yes. Sony.
PAM: Oh, you knew? Have you played it?!
CASPER: There's a lot of hostility coming from you.
PAM: Coming from YOU. If we were the last of us... this is what it would be like.
CASPER: (Ignores her) This is a show about a global pandemic that turns people into zombies. A single father in Texas loses his daughter in the opening.
PAM: What an opening sequence!
CASPER: Very strong. It flash forwards 20 years later where the pandemic is now attempting to be controlled.
PAM: I loved it.
CASPER: Me too.
PAM: I was at the edge of my seat, I was shocked after that opening, I was happy to see that actress from Fringe again.
CASPER: She was also on Mind Hunter.
PAM: I never watched that.
CASPER: We're NOT reviewing it.
PAM: I can't wait to see what happens next. I heard Nick Offerman is in it.
CASPER: He is?? I love that guy!
PAM: I know you do. Also the guy from White Lotus.
CASPER: Which one?
PAM: The Hotel manager from the first season.
PAM: (beat) Did you just reference HOOK?
PAM: You're six years old, we've never even watched that movie.
CASPER: Two paws up.
PAM: 9 fingers for me.
CASPER: I wish you would just commit for once.